Steady as a rock

…or so they say

 

def birthday(self):

def birthday(self):
    for person in self.family + self.friends:
        if person.has_time(datetime.date.today()):
            self.presents += 1
    # Darn
    self.age += 1

And this happened today:

>>> dennis.birthday()
>>> print dennis.age
25

Quarter of a century old now, and still steady as a rock Smile

Filed under : Uncategorized
By Dennis Kaarsemaker
On September 30, 2007
At 21:47
Comments : 8
 
 

Checking IRC bots from nagios

The infamous ‘ubotu’ IRC bot is very important to the Ubuntu IRC team and the users of ubuntu-related channels on freenode. Since I administer the bot, it is my task to keep it running and check its status. However, being a lazy git, I’d rather not do too much to accomplish that, hence I let nagios do that for me now. If you are in the same position, find a nagios plugin here, and here are the needed nagios config snippets:

define command{
        command_name    check_nick
        command_line    /usr/lib/nagios/plugins/check_nick $ARG1$ $ARG2$ $ARG3$
}

define service {
        use                             generic-service
        name                            ubotu
        service_description             ubotu
        check_command                   check_nick!irc.freenode.net!ubotu!ubuntu/bot/ubotu
        host                            ubuntu-nl
}
Filed under : Ubuntu
By Dennis Kaarsemaker
On September 23, 2007
At 19:52
Comments : 2
 
 

Need For Speed, oh how I missed thii

A few years ago, I was addicted to Need For Speed Porsche 2000. Then Windows XP (and later: freedom, aka Ubuntu) came along and the game was no longer playable. Thank you Microsoft , bah! But yesterday I was riiunited with mii addiction. Yes, I bought a wii and Niid for Spiid Carbon. It rocks. IT ROCKS!The wii stiiring whiil accessory makes it even better and I already mastered a few of the tracks in easy mode.

Oh how I missed thee, need for speed!

My wii number is 6216 1161 1323 7939, in case anyone wants to add mii Smile

Filed under : Personal
By Dennis Kaarsemaker
On September 21, 2007
At 20:46
Comments : 4
 
 

Festival is evil

Evil in 3 easy steps:

  • apt-get install festival festvox-kallpc16k
  • Write a small xchat script in python (link)
  • Wait for surprised looks on the faces of people around you when people say your name on IRC

Fun!

Filed under : Uncategorized
By Dennis Kaarsemaker
On September 13, 2007
At 13:42
Comments : 10
 
 

Pastebin abusing wankers

A few wankers have been abusing the pastebin at paste.ubuntu-nl.org as host for malicious scripts. I’ve now disabled plain text output to prevent this from happening. The plain text output was very useful though and I’d like to bring it back. Does anyone who reads this have an idea on how to prevent abuse while still allowing plain text output?

Update:
Plain text is available again. I added a “report abuse” button and an interface for quickly deleting posts. Thanks jdong for the suggestion (on irc).

Filed under : Uncategorized
By Dennis Kaarsemaker
On September 12, 2007
At 18:26
Comments : 8
 
 

Hold on to your pants, here’s a shocker

Shocking news from Dennisland, shocking in a positive way though. At least I think it’s positive since I’m very excited about it and everybody who knows it is excited. It’s still a shock though Smile

362 days from now (aka sept. 5 2008) will mark the 5-year existence of my relationship with my girlfriend. What could be the best present to give her for that anniversary? Think about it for a second…

No matter what you thought of, it is not as good as this: we’re getting married! Unbelievable eh!

Filed under : Personal
By Dennis Kaarsemaker
On September 9, 2007
At 17:36
Comments : 18